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Check out this weather map. There is no way you’re getting through that if you need to head west. Good luck with your travels on Christmas Eve. a

I-81 North in Virginia is at a dead standstill. There is atleast a 20 mile backup. We’re at mile marker 166 and just a few minutes ago we saw an emergency vehicle drive past us on the shoulder. Hooray for Internet connected devices. a

It’s 5:20 am. We’ve been in standstill traffic for the past 15 minutes or so. So much for getting a headstart on our trip to deep south Virginia. No worries as there is an in-van DVD player, an inverter to power my laptop, and I have my Zune. Don’t worry I’m not driving. Kristina’s parents sure know how to travel, they rock! a

After work Kristina and I went to Brookside Garden of Lights with our friends Kathy and Alex. They had lots of displays including a thunderstorm with a rainbow, lions, turtles, pigs, a wolf howling at the moon, and lots of flowers. Pictured here is a giraffe and a sea dragon. They were easily my two favorite light sculptures. a

After my company party, Kristina and I took a stroll down to the White House to see the National Christmas Tree. It was bitterly cold but the warming hut felt nice. We even got a picture with Santa! Kristina will post an album on Facebook later. a

My new Rav 4 is covered in snow for the first time. I heard we were supposed to get some snow today but this is more than I expected. It is really coming down in big, flakey chunks. Good thing I got the 4×4 model Rav 4 as I am supposed to drive up to my parents house later to help out with a kayaker holiday party. a

After days of clouds, drizzle, and mist, the sky finally opens up and sunshine reappears. Just in time for the long Thanksgiving weekend. a

Kristina was in Virginia with her parents all day and brought home a box of fudge covered Ritz crackers. They are real thin and crispy with a taste like wafers. Interesting. a

Made it through the first session with talks by Joel Salatin (holistic framer from Virginia), Scott Simon (NPR Correspondent), Marcus Ranum (Computer Security Researcher), Naomi Natale (Installation Artist / social activist, check out thecradleproject.org and onemillionbones.org), and Aneesh Chopra (Nation’s Chief Technology Officer). The talks have been outstanding so far. a

In my seat waiting for TEDxMidAtlantic start. Should be a long day of inspiring talks. To quote the last sentence of the first page of the program, “Prepare to have your world expanded and mind blown.” I can’t wait. a

Tonight was Strathmore’s showcase night where they set everything up like a wedding reception. We got to sample the food and talk to a few vendors. It was way beyond gorgeous! a

I decided to Black Dynamite My ‘Self since everyone else on the Internet is doing it. The image wouldn’t save, so I just took a screenshot and shared it around! What do you look like when you Black Dynamite yourself? a

I found this old software program stil in it’s original shrink wrap in a thrift store today. From around 1996, this package promised to have everything you needed to make “a COOL, interactive Web site within hours” Check out the “way cool” screenshots on the back cover. There were 17 more pristine copies on the shelf next to a 56K modem still in it’s original shrink wrap. a

I’m at the DC Google offices for the talk with Ben Huh, CEO of ICanHasCheezeburger.com, Fail Blog, and Graph Jam. Below are my notes: He negotiated the sale of I Can Has Cheeseburger site with the original owners over IM. Cats have many more emotional expressions than dogs kind of like a box of chocolate. Ben is ironicaly allergic to cats. Neiman Brothers brought the concept of fail mainstream. Traffic to FailBlog went through the roof. Talk rickrolled by Rick Astley Graph Jam. Photobombing used to involve people accidentally intruding on photos making funny faces. Now it is a sport. Editorial team runs 25 sites, 10,000 submissions a day. Aims to launch a site a week and experiment to see what sticks. More people vote on lolcats per day than in a congressional election. Audience demographics: Seatle Mariners sponsored cheezeburger event. Sold 1200 tickets with people of all types from across the country attending. Sites get 11.5 million visits a month Business model: Profitable. Goal is to make people happy for 5 minutes a day.
Lolcats are all culture, not high, low etc. Lolcats show up everywhere from random blogs to Wall Street Journal Ben Huh would love to see internet culture accepted in the mainstream. Copyright issues: Network stands behind the idea of fair use. Images not depriving copyright holders from making money. For the sake of culture, copyright needs to be reformed. DMCA is too complicated. Needs to better support/protect remixing of content. Will the sites eventual become old and fail (haha)? Community drives the sites. As popular culture changes so do the sites. Human screw ups will never cease to exist. Creating merchandise takes the pressure off of online advertising. How wel to your humor sites export to other countries? 60% of traffic comes from US. Lolcat of food is fud which = genitals in another language. Get people involved in smaller decisions to help build community. Creating easy to use tools makes it easier for others to get involved and surfaces many more great ideas. Print = higher revenues than online. Easier to start online then go to print rather than the other way. Reason for sucess of sites: They keep it simple. They have general data but ignore obtrusive, long term cookies and analytics. A meme is not a viral idea, memes are a framework. Ben Huh would love to explain internet tubez/dump truck meme to congress people. 5 people at company figure out which memes should have dedicated sites. They prefer steady growth of niches, like thereIfixedit.com 2 weeks to a year for a site to build stedy traffic. Those that don’t make it fail (haha) Relies on community to weed out fake photos. Hard to find definitive answer on the Internet. Talked about my three keyboard cat shirt. I stood up and modled it for everyone. Lots of people wearing casual business wear. Building out a platform to let people build out there own humor to pick images from the different sites. Newest site is text based called itmademyday.com kind of like FML (eff my life) That’s it.
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It’s a slow commute this morning. I’m stuck here outside of Union Station due to an emergency situation at the Gallery Place/Chinatown station. Good thing I have a bunch of podcasts to get through so I am happy. a

Posing in front of shark teeth with the groom in an evil scientist costume. Don’t worry he wasn’t wearing it all night. a

Chris and Pammy had a beautiful ceremony at the Baltimore Aquarium. During cocktail ceremony we get to walk around and see the fish while the newlyweds take family photos. Congrats! a

Kristina and I are taking the tour of the Jelly Belly factory in Fairfield. Afterwards we get to try a bunch of different flavors! Yum. a

While peruzing the shops in downtown San Francisco we happened upon a Scotish import store. Ever since my trip to Scotland in the 7th grade, I have been craving a Yorkie bar. Now we are sitting in St. Mary’s Square/china town where I am about to eat it.
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